WRITING: Emotion

Just as it may be the first piercing chirps in the morning of an ebbing winter, or the car radio playing, “I’ve got a brand new pair of rollerskates, you’ve got a brand new key…” that brings back the afterglow on a Saturday morning years long past when your roommate called and sang so badly into the phone, happy that she’d tracked you down because you weren’t home yet from last night; it’s the little things that can so easily bring you to the edge of tears as well as pleasure.

Aunt Neddie died; okay, I’ll be there at six. The car heaves smoke up to mingle with the leaves of the large oak it hugs as if in exhausting copulation; okay, I’m okay, the car’s totaled and I’ve gotten a ride home from that nice biker who looks like Tom Selleck and assures me I don’t really have to hang on that tightly, but I do anyway.

The action stalled and delayed, the ongoing trauma of diagnosis without results, the threat of rain instead of simply pouring down in decision; these are the breakers of human spirit. They live and talk and waltz around together in the mind, singing snatches of melody that can’t be grasped nor halted into peaceful silence with a flick of a knob. It’s the notes of the birdsong of crows and buzzards over a slowing life stretched out somewhere on the hot soft gold sand that touches the horizon in a fat black line in every direction. Cooling late afternoon and the weakening sun is just a silly sip to tease with the memory of how good water really tasted. As it gets cold and black and lonesome, sleep offers a rebuilding; in balms for the body and soothing salve for the soul. The mind is dulled, if lucky; or dreams free to paint its problems in neon colors of outrageous orange and magenta moods.

Meanwhile, the spiteful ants worry the carcass for days into weeks, and the honest lion never comes.

And always, there is another dawn.

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PEOPLE: A Happy Meeting

You’ve heard (?) me mention my friend Neha, a student at the campus here and an inspiration in writing, friendship, author of Wanderlust, and who has planted the seeds for a Writers’ Conference in April.

You’ve heard me mention (and they’re a more famous lot than the likes of me) Professor Dennis Jerz and Professor Michael Arnzen, of Jerz’s Literacy Log, and Pedablogue and Gorelets respectively.

Well they will meet. Neha has been accepted at Seton Hill in Pennsylvania for the fall semester. The good thing is that I’ve gotten to know her a bit, and with blogging and e-mail, won’t completely lose her to higher education.

Personally, I wish her the best of luck, the best of time, and congratulations on an honor well earned.

NOTE: An oversight on my part for which I apologize, and thank Professor Jerz for his following comment:

“I believe Neha has also corresponded with John Spurlock, the chair of the SHU humanities division, and also the author of The Blue Monkey Review.”

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BLASTED REALITY?: Shades of Normal

If I can hide out here in the shop, I may be able to post more entries today. I am avoiding the house. A couple hours ago my husband ran in here to tell me that there’s an inch of water in the furnace room, and of course the water crept into the one room where I store my life. Photos, papers, large yeast barrels containing my first twenty years; you know, the irreplaceable stuff. I called the plumber and moved boxes. J mopped as much as he could, but there are rugs down there (“yes, dear, I know we probably should have pulled them out when we moved in fourteen years ago…”).

The plumber has, for $144, fixed yet another pinhole leak we get from copper pipes and hard water (tasty, though!), and happily didn’t charge us for the fifteen minutes he spent tasting the various hot sauces my husband brought out for him to try on a bag of taco chips. After the plumber left, I sent J on his way as well. I can’t face the cellar right now–not the cleanup work, but the ruined memories of who I am, or was, or ever wanted to be.

Some things that were destroyed I must say I am happy about, for packratting is also among my many sins. Five years’ worth of overrun traditional archery magazines that I produced and just couldn’t throw away are, I believe, useless and now must be tossed. At least fifteen years’ worth of bank statements are gone as well, and thankfully a similar cellar flooding in a previous home took care of another twenty years.

Creatively, I cannot face the cellar now, but perhaps it will generate a story. Will that do?

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Self Analysis: Another Quizzilla

Only this one I’m not sharing with you in its entirety. It’s called, What Book are You? and I got it from Katey at One Good Bumblebee who turned out to be the lovely Anne of Green Gables. This somewhat suits her well as she is a phenomenal poet and writer.

I have been acknowledged as the Merriam Webster Dictionary.

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BLOGGING: From whence they come…

Being of curious and analytical mind, I waste much time tracking down Google searches to Spinning. Most, of course, put in “spinning” hoping to find a wheel and flax, I suppose, with John Cheever’s “The Swimmer” riding a high second place. But this one this morning intrigued me, “polish deli Grand Rapids.” Well, I hope he found a place, with Easter coming and all, but the Google Search included one site that had the words, “polish sausage…jalapeno cheese” and I can’t get the damn phrase out of my mind. Sing-song style, it’s spawned this jump-rope ditty:

Polish sausage, jalapeno cheese
Bowlegged, pigeon-toed, well-knocked knees
Sauerkraut, horseradish, cold or hot
Easter, Meester, with a vodka shot.

Again, I do apologize.

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BLOGGING: The Otherwise Unspoken Conversation

I wanted to put together today a short essay on my life through the cars I have owned. What was holding me up is the thought of going back downstairs to sit among the boxes of disorganized photos again, every single Kodak envelope over the span of thirty-something years, to find the cars of my life.

Then it occurred to me what should have been the obvious: I am supposedly a writer and photos should be an enhancement, clarification perhaps, but certainly not a necessity. The picture should be clearly drawn by my words. So it is going to take me a bit longer to post that entry. More work, more practice, more skill. This is a good thing.

But another idea came through as I was planning this out: Blogging is the conversation we don’t have because there’s nobody around at the time we need to have it with; or they wouldn’t be interested; or we just don’t want to share it with the ones who are available. I think we fear that some of those random thoughts are really very good ones, but that if no one hears them, they will simply die within and with us. It is wanting to leave a little mark on the world that hey, we thought this; this cleverness, this bright idea, this marvelous insight is something we came up with.

Autopsy Report
Name: Susan
Item #3 – Brain: Many good ideas were found inside this specimen, and it is unknown whether they were preserved elsewhere. Quite a shame.

And so, we blog it out. I had a best friend that probably was the precursor to my blog. We would talk several times a day sometimes, and it would be fun to hear what she had to say, and know that my wit wasn’t wasted because she would laugh at my silly version of life. It felt good. It’s the 24/7 conversation and can happen at three in the morning. Blogging, well, blogging just feels good.

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REALITY?: Versus Fantasy – An Apology

Uh-boy. It seems I may have offended some treefolk with my popsicle version of life, and the inference that the bitter end is the stick. So to Kevin at Synthetic Reality v2.1 I offer this bit of poetry:

Life is a pine tree
sturdy and strong
and we musn’t blame the pine tree
if it grows gnarled and twisted
and so terribly wrong.

And, I suppose I must honor Creativectomy’s Jason’s theory of life as well:

Rollerblade through life swiftly
over smooth highway past
open field and rutted road
till you fall upon your ass.

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REALITY?: Versus the Fantasy

Forrest Gump was wrong; life is not a box of chocolates. The character is sweet and inspirational, but let’s face it, didn’t have a grip on the reality that exists for most people. Of course, he is a fantasy character himself, so it’s not as if we have to take his word for anything anyway. But the line is one we’d like to believe because it just sounds so idealistic and hopeful. But it’s as useless in the real world as “Love means never having to say you’re sorry,” from Love Story.

No, life is a cherry popsicle. You must get your licks in before it melts. It’s refreshing and tasty, it’s good and it’s quick. But you have to hurry through it or you’ll lose much to the dripping. And in the end, if you’re like me, you’ll continue sucking on the wooden stick to get out every last bit of flavor until it no longer tastes sweet but more like a pine tree.

And that’s it.

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WRITING & BLOGGING: A Quick Recovery

Joe seems to be right back on track and hit his stride at The Word Foundry. There is a most interesting and informative article he has posted that is a very valuable read to all writers—and do follow the links to Cindy Harrison’s Blog and the essay by Elmore Leonard.

This quick recovery contrasts with lyrics from a Waylon Jennings’song that goes something like this:

“Women do know how to carry on
Won’t be much cryin’ time when you’re gone”

I don’t know if Joe realizes how much we writers depend upon him for insight into the writer’s life of ups and downs, and with his personal touch of giving us a glimpse into his reality as well, I sure missed him for the couple days he needed to be free of us!

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BLOGGING: A Writer’s Testimonial

Just about every blogger has been pushed into blogging by another blogger (and yes, I still hate the word; it sounds so distasteful and low-class slang).

We rehashed the whys and why we continue and I’m sure will do so every few months out of guilt over the time we spend upon it. I’ve given up television, some sleep, and perfect A’s in all my classes. For me, it’s worth it. If you’ve given up feeding the kids, sending them out of the house in the same clothes they’ve worn for three days, and you can’t find the TV through the grey haze of dust, then maybe you need to reconsider priorities (I said, “maybe”).

But here at Epitath is one of the nicest and most honest revelations of the blogging effect on writing that I’ve yet read. D. was pushed into this world, just as the rest of us, and I’m glad she was.

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WRITING & BLOGGING: Spring Fever?

Or is it Winter Malais?

Last week sometime, Fred of Fragments from Floyd had mentioned about the freedom that women bloggers seemed to have about airing out their moods or fits of inspiration or lack thereof, as well as their soul-searching and other emotional reactions to everyday life. We offered support and sympathy, but I truly wondered if indeed it was more difficult for our male collegues to vent (other than on politics, of course!)

Well, just when I was beginning to worry about Joe Faust at The Word Foundry, he has posted about feelings that things are somehow “wrong” lately. I’m putting two and two together and finding that it’s not a gender thing except for how we express it, but that perhaps more of a seasonal relationship to human moods that influences our energy levels, moods, and need for R & R right now.

Certainly it doesn’t hit everyone, nor those it does, does it affect in the same way. Admittedly I tend to be a bit more dramatic than most (Repressive Stage Emotive Syndrome–don’t bother looking it up, I just made it up, but I guarantee it will be acknowledged by the AMA within a couple years as the latest hot label for a simple facet of human nature!).

Joe is an experienced, accomplished, and published writer, yet as he says,

“Intellectually I know there are also a hundred things going right at the moment, but there has been just enough that it’s cast a gloom over everything. I’m going to really have to push to get past this, but I’ll make it. I think.

And the only reason I’m bothering to blog all of this is because it occurred to me that I’ve been so cotton picking cheerful for most of the Foundry’s existence.”

A lot of us have taken a few days off here and there from blogging. I think we’ve earned it. And I think we come back rejuvenated. Most of us haven’t been as vocally off the wall as I have, but I’m new at this. I will hopefully learn a more mature and graceful way to make an exit when the next mood hits. And for all of you who need to complain a bit, or take that break, don’t worry, I think that anyone who possesses the rather sensitive nature of a writer will agree, we’ll all understand and eagerly wait through it with you!

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TECHNOLOGY: Dumbass Thought for the Day

My PC is PC. Really, it’s actually more politically correct and socially sensitive than I am. On the previous post which I typed in Word prior to pasting into Typepad, it gave me the little squiggly green line of misspelling on the word “working men” as it wanted to point out that it was correctly spelled as “workingmen” – one word, not two. Since I am curious and challenged by computer software and prone to attempts to prove human superiority, I checked out “workingwomen” and found that this is also the recognized form, although “working women” is accepted while “working men” is not.

This is why I find it so much more fun to be unpolitically correct. (Note: The computer doesn’t like “unpolitically correct” either and just for spite, I won’t change it to apolitically, which simply indicates a lack of interest rather than active avoidance.)

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REALITY?: February 29th

Although what I really need and would appreciate is one extra bonus day a week, I suppose I must graciously accept this Leap Year gift of an extra day every four years and be grateful for it.

But why add just another day? Why don’t they just give us an extra Saturday, or for me, because I work on Saturday, an extra Sunday? I realize, of course, that it doesn’t work that way, but why couldn’t it? Things like this could be legislated. After all, they did the Daylight Savings Time thing and got away with it. Time is relative anyway. But wouldn’t it be a great idea if at least on the great Leap Years there were a week that included a double Saturday or Sunday? And while they’re at it, June would be my personal choice for the extra day rather than February when it’s so cold in half the world. The working men and women would certainly appreciate this. Maybe if we complain as consumers to Mr. Nader…

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REALITY?: Practice and Skill

I’m really having a terribly frustrating time in attempting to draw and design a new banner for Spinning. Art, like writing, needs inspiration and that finally hit. But it also needs practiced skill. That’s what I’ve unfortunately neglected for decades. To an artist, writer’s block comes in the form of pencil strokes that just don’t follow the right line, don’t become real. The hand is not listening to the mind’s eye, and the double whammy of leaving a skill dormant is the experience that comes with practice, not just the experience of vision (or in the case of writing, the experience of reading.)

But I am determined to work on this, because I just won’t feel right about it if I throw a banner together from one of the software programs and clipart, or even just playing with photographs. I’ve nothing against it, but I do believe that I want original hand-drawn work since I should be able to do it.

Of course, this weblog isn’t exactly written in pencil either…

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PEOPLE: Johnny Depp

Okay, I finally saw the ad for the one movie I really, really have to see: Secret Window, coming out in March.

1.) It’s a scary movie. 2.) It’s about a writer. 3.) It’s starring…ooooh, help me Lord…Johnny Depp.

I fell in love with him back in 1990 in Edward Scissorhands.

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