Me: Good afternoon. Frame Artisan…
Him: I’m going out for a sausage grinder for lunch. Will you have half?
Me: Welllll, I shouldn’t, but if I don’t eat supper…okay.
Him: Back in a few minutes then.
Me: Okay. Iloveyougoodbye. Drive carefully; all the cops are out today.
Him: How would you know? You’ve been in the shop since 7:30.
Me: Because that’s where all my customers are. Pulled over by a cop on the side of the road.
Me: Yes. They were all in such a goddamn rush to pick their stuff up this morning. Which is what I’ve finished up last night and this morning.