Well, I think I may have a decent shot at this receptionist job that requires among other things:
Sits, stands, bends, lifts and moves intermittently during working hours. Must be able to read, write, speak, and understand the English language. Must be able to follow oral or written direction.
Well, two outta three ain’t bad. Maybe I can fudge it on the last one.
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