THIS JUST IN:
At age 50+ I can still do an almost-full split. Damned ice.
(This news brought to you by the “Dig Deep for the Silver Lining Club”)
THIS JUST IN:
At age 50+ I can still do an almost-full split. Damned ice.
(This news brought to you by the “Dig Deep for the Silver Lining Club”)
Got this link off i spy gemini that’s a great writing exercise because it gives you a word a day and sixty seconds to write something: One Word.
Also stole Fishbucket, another place to spend my morning minutes. Thanks, Kelly!
Things that make me miss my mother: A friend pointing out the cleverness of putting an elastic band over the two handles of a pot to keep the lid on in transit; sewing curtains; the recipe for churst; the strudel she made once that she rolled to such thinness that it hung over the table edges; the way she laughed at my ballerina dance and my Polish rendition of my 8th grade graduation song; her perfectly pointed fingernails; someone calling me “Zuzia.”
Blogging has indeed kept me somewhat connected with my study of the Spanish language as I check regularly to read Spinning en español. Although I do not totally trust the translation as completely accurate and proper, knowing what I wrote and reading it in another language does at the very least produce a familiarity and practice.
But there’s some fun to it as well; seeing the translation of words that I haven’t learned about as yet, or in other languages that I do not know—especially the names of the linking weblogs. Spinning becomes El hacer girar and as in German, Spinnenden. Some are funny such as the very informative and well-established Book Slut which becomes Libro Slut and Buch Slut . And I easily have recognized my English Professor’s site, The Great Lettuce Head as La Gran Cabeza De la Lechuga or Der Große Kopfsalat Kopf. He’s just as amusing in English.
Well, everything in the house has been ironed flatter than a pancake and put away. What hasn’t been ironed has been sucked up into the vacuum or wiped up along with the dust by the magnetic magic of Pledge Dusting Cloths. Except, of course, where I couldn’t reach to clean. Like underneath the two or three computer chassis’ and their various parts (I can’t tell if there’s two or three there, but there’s an extra monitor, printer, two keyboards, three mice and two power supplies available should I choose to rebuilt everything into one big P.C. Frankenstein). There’s also a broken adding machine which I keep finding once a year and have learned to dust around as if its being here for five years grants it residency, and two Rowenta irons to fix because they’re too good and too expensive to just discard, and because my sister now depends upon me to make them whole again since I fixed one for her a while ago.
And the bookpiles, which have by common use established themselves as nouns and rearranged themselves into library standards of order to serve double duty as side tables in every room. These I need not dust because I do read from the top book of each pile on a regular basis so particles of life dancing about in the atmosphere cannot settle upon these islands to create static colonies of cohabitating dusts.
I can look at my life as being surrounded by literature and learning, or I can view it as just plain messy. Here’s where I can attempt to claim artistic rationale and settle in comfortably amidst my towers and plains of ongoing creativity. Life is good, except for the minor kinks that cause me to scowl in contempt at my husband who is wearing a crisply ironed shirt and Dockers as he leans to kiss me goodbye this morning, and at my protest points out that I’m the one who’s wrinkling his attire by hugging him too tightly.
Wahh! Can’t track down Jo from Off The Rails. Knew she was moving, but I feel like she didn’t leave a forwarding address! Anyone else out there have the new URL?
Jo, are you set up elsewhere yet? I miss you!
Oh boy. It almost looks like a case of writer’s flu is going around and I won’t even mention the writers who I’ve evidently infected with my shouts and bouts of sneezing doubts because it seems that my fever of last week was contagious. I’m trying to visit them all back and deliver some chicken soup comments because I feel rather guilty for starting it.
Or maybe, it’s just that the close of one year and the beginning of the next reaches into the soul of writers a bit more deeply to twist their thoughts into reflection.
Please do visit them all, and bring some tea and whiskey to both soothe and inspire.
It just seems that every January the computer seems to have made a resolution to cause problems, and being less than human, it’s more likely to keep that resolution. I’ve had Nervous Mouse Syndrome, Alzheimer’s of the CPU, and various other little annoyances that just get bigger as you track them down and fix them. A simple battery replacement in the motherboard resulted in regression to January 1st, 2000. Have to go back into the BIOS and reset some stuff that luckily I was smart enough to write down (four pages’ worth) when I built the system. While it doesn’t look like I lost anything, it also doesn’t look like I lost the problems either.
Susie Writer may spend the day as Susie Technician today. And I don’t think you’ll want to read any of my writings in that vein!
Some of you may be aware of the The Bulwer-Lytton Website, “Where WWW means Wretched Writers Welcome” and their annual Fiction Contest which celebrates the worst opening sentence of a story. I came across it and found it hilarious, especially the examples in Sticks and Stones, and was prompted to order at least two of the paperback editions of prior winning words, It Was A Dark and Stormy Night and one of the later editions, bypassing Son of a Dark and Stormy Night and Bride of a Dark and Stormy Night.
Even the best of us are capable of writing the worst. And in reading the worst, it becomes more obvious so that maybe we can catch some of these bloopers in our own writing. Okay, so I found several of them uncomfortably close to some of what I know I’ve written. Anyway, it’s a brief but fun read and I’m looking forward to getting the compilations.
I’ve rearranged my links alphabetically thanks to one of Typepad’s latest features, and I’ve added a few in that I may not have pointed out in a post, so please do check the listings. Two that I’m adding in this morning are J-Walk Blog, and one of the oldest journals, Samuel Pepys Diary.
My morning sprint has yielded another couple of gems as I stopped to pick up some pebbles in Jerz’s Literacy Mine of Information. Holt Uncensored is a bi-monthly column on the book industry that includes some articles on literature and writing. Quite interesting to the fiction writer in particular is an article on Ten Mistakes Writers Don’t See (But Can Easily Fix When They Do).
I am setting up a link to Holt’s Home page, and although I am a bit concerned that the latest “current issue” is dated November 26, 2003, there are enough issues in the archives to peruse to consider it a valuable resource right now.
Yes, I know that more than anyone I wanted to keep politics out of this column. But it’s a primary part of current events and current events shape literature. I believe that while I will still manage to avoid much political discussion here in Spinning, I may not be able to avoid keeping it out of my writing ventures. I’m thinking of a politically-based short story, or maybe even a novel that’s forming in my head.
Politics and fiction—what a natural combination after all.
The more English Literature courses I take, the more it enhances as well as wrecks my vision. Taught now to automatically see beneath the surface while following the story, the details are sometimes too much to bear.
I’m sure I’ve seen The Kiss of the Vampire before, but I must say that the new enlightened me, the more consciously aware me, didn’t enjoy it much this time around. Yes, the 60s films were pretty hokey, and this one was typical; the head vampire of the clutch looked rather insipid rather than sexy as he gazed into the eyes of his victim, the beautiful blond young newlywed stolen from her bridegroom’s side at a drunken party. But now that I am clever enough to also consider the history of the time in which the film was made, I am dismayed to be noticing the pert and perky Barbi-boobs that remain so even in a supine position, and the sprayed and teased bouffant hair that isn’t prey to bed-head. Really puts a cramp in the enjoyment of the movie.
Of course we were aware that this wasn’t reality even back then when we watched these movies on the big screen, but it was the norm of our fantasy lives, and so it was accepted. Somehow, I wonder if the new reality trend in entertainment is what we really, really want.
Friend Neha has commented on my odd hours as noted by my posting times, and I must explain that winter does seem to throw me off routine a bit. With my December harried work schedule and my semi-free January ways, I tend to sleep in bits and pieces only to rise at strange hours and find something that I feel guilty enough to stay up and do. Combined with my belief that I am doubling my life span by attempting to always be doing two things simultaneously, this is one of those times.
In four minutes The Kiss of the Vampire (1963) is on AMC and I will finish the last of the ironing while watching this (thank God for bifocals). Most of the day they ran war movies and the only ones I ironed by were Stalag 17 and The Inn of the 6th Happiness so I didn’t get all the way through the pile.
Talk to you later…